#bc fuck me that shit was over so fast lmao
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ayrennaranaaldmeri · 6 months ago
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Weisshaupt mission definitively proving that da is at its sexiest when it's wardens and yet here I am feeling an unbearable amount of salt because we walk through a FUCKING WARDEN LIBRARY and they could've put in a fucking NOTE about the HERO OF FUCKING FERELDEN IN THERE. SO GLAD THE FUCKING JOINING CHALICE WAS RECOVERED FROM FUCKING OSTAGAR THOUGH.
#tbd#fae plays datv#datv spoilers#i just#this is everything treviso vs minrathous should've been#bc fuck me that shit was over so fast lmao#enjoying the fuck out of this rn? yes I am#but i refuse to stop being prickly because those little nods to your world state DO contribute#replayed da2 before this game came out it genuinely lovely to have chars talk about how my couscous married anora#or the architect being around getting acknowledged#and there are so many tiny tiny opportunities in this fucking game#where chars will mention someone like leliana#and just one extra fucking line if she's divine now -- like harding saying so when she talks about her#or cassandra 'this lady who did some stuff' getting a different description depending#a note in minrathous about how the chantry's divine is a fucking mage#i'm gonna be honest a world state where even just a handful of variables were acknowledged is all we needed#and it would've made a difference imo#and i hate these writers for bringing back chars like morrigan and isabela and not doing that#like you make the world smaller in so many lorefucking ways but you don't want to add a thing or two that adds to the experience of people#who did play and love all three games before this one lol#john epler: we don't want to add one sentences is but two sentence fragments of the most generic thing we could do is fine#the fucking joining chalice!!!#you know what should've been here a fucking book with wardens who have slain archdemons#since you're on your way to fucking kill an archdemon#but that's too much work#davrin talking about how he wants his portrait up there and i'm like oh so they do acknowledge wardens who kill archdemons just not#y'know the one you played that did
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jinstronaut · 1 year ago
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this is also why i stopped using my tracked tag for a while tbh
#and i might do it again bc its just#a reminder that no one rly cares abt what i do / who i am etc#which might sound over dramatic idk how else to describe it tho its just hollow#it feels very much like a Chore and a Task and if i dont reblog things fast enough from my tag#people get very angry and/or upset with me even tho theres just#so much content and i have 0 time so everything gets queued no matter what#like this whole experience feels like a chore lmao#and it never ever used to#but now theres so much animosity if i dont behave / interact with things Properly#or whatever the make believe rules are idk#this dash can just be so negative like have we all truly descended into madness during this hiatus#bc like i get it ive been up and down and all around too but ive never been straight up MEAN to anyone in this community#and i never want to either so this entire situation thats been bubbling for months just feels like shit#bc what the fuck changed and how do we get back to where we were#i never ever ever ever felt this way before like idk the middle of last year#but ever since like last fall its just been idk. Bad#once again im sorry if ive ever done anything to upset anyone but my silence / absence doesnt mean i dont care#ive just been Incredibly busy due to some real life changes that are out of my control#i might not have energy to answer everything but i do Read everything and it does make me smile#and i save messages that are kind in my heart so i can be reminded of the root of what this blog is supposed to be#a space for something im very passionate about and previously had nowhere else to express said passion#so like idk if we all like the same things why does this weird feeling of competition linger over us lmao#why do all ccs have to fight???? each other???? when we all love and do the same things????#i have nothing against anyone personally but what i Do take issue with is the way that ive been doing this since 2021 and im fully just#ignored and shoved aside by so many people for reasons i fully dont know or understand#so yeah idk this is a novel i just woke up from a spontaneous nap bc im so exhausted i can only stay awake for 3 hours at a time#but yeah anyways idk !#be nice its so easy !#tbd
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adelle-ein · 1 year ago
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every year spotify wrapped just confuses the hell out of me. what is "pov: indie" (why not just indie????) what is "alt z." what the fuck is "hopebeat," is it like "indie poptimism." and where is provo
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jvzebel-x · 2 years ago
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#so im doing a lot of study on mushrooms again lmao. for medication purposes.#&its reminding me of the insulin thing that was going around here&my immediate dislike of it#&while i stand by my opinion on the fact that no one who needs insulin to survive would ever handwave it as easy to make#i am once again reminded of the time period(s) that i have obsessed over making everything from pain medication#to chemo equivalents now that i still: 1-- cannot handle it&2-- dont have insurance to cover alternatives#&i still think its rude as fuck to pretend any form of medication is easy to make i do send my love to anyone needing to#experiment on themselves like fucking labrats bc the alternative is slow&painful (or fast&painful) death lmao.#... anyway im thinking about growing chaga mushrooms. i never did finish setting up the garden room bc health+monetary constraints lmao#but im reorganizing priorities more or less right now lmao&thinking maybe overhauling the patio+garden room should be higher on the list.#im pretty sure im thinking about the insulin thing right now bc i still feel a bit hypocritical to be so against bathroom insulin#when i do this shit lmao but also im like. working exclusively w plants. so like?#... actually im fixating on a weird vague memory that means less than nothing in the grand scheme of (my personal&immediate) things#bc focusing on almost any other facet of this outside of research+application makes my head spin&my blood pressure spike lmao.#... &also runs the risk in ending w molotov cocktails being tossed around if i think on shit too long. metaphorically. of course. lmao.
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coridallasmultipass · 2 months ago
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#yo it's amazing how fast the 5 senses thing helps get focus off panic attacks#im still anxious and had to divert scent and taste into more touch but guess what#i have a fuck ton of yarn out rn so i went and touched them all and described those instead of finding things to smell and taste#((rly dont like smelling or tasting when im not in the mood to do either thing))#but describing the yarn qualities was exactly what i needed#fuck man that shit seriously scared me so badly#im still anxious but thankfully not panicking now#i also started blasting music in my headphones as soon as that started so i went and picked out the 4 instruments in it instead of...#...things in my environment rn. i love mentally picking out different instruments in music. always something small i miss on regular listens#like a weird subtle hidden synth bit in a song i never noticed on my first hundred listens#fuck anxiety man. this shit is so fucking embarrassing but its been a build up of anxiety ive had for years#i never used to be scared of rockets or thunder but when that rumbling feeling is what i feel when i have a regular panic attack...#...its like well fuck youre pavloving my body to feel like im about to fucking die how else do u expect me to react#im sure its only going to get worse from now on the way politics are going. i wish ppl would understand how serious this is for me#especially when most of the launches happen at night when theres less ambient noise and im in my room where its louder#(i feel earthquakes way harder in my room too)#its frustrating and theres absolutely zero empathy from anyone about it due to blind obedience to their leader#i really hope i dont get a heart attack one day lmao its that fucking bad#i cant take my anxiety pills at night either bc one of my sleeping meds is in the same class#at least i remembered the senses thing this time!! it helped a bit. wish i could do more. wish we didnt have launches.#im not even in the town that has them (it was so embarrassing being on a call while house-sitting in that town when a launch happened)#so yeah sorry needed to talk this out bc i was really panicking#imagine the thx noise except youre feeling it in your chest and entire house and it keeps getting louder/feeling more rumbly#...over the course of like 5 whole minutes and then 2 minutes after it stops suddenly theres a huge blast...#...that sounds like if something exploded above your house and theres a meteor the size of planet fucking jupiter about to drop on you#thats what its like for me#its horrible#it should be unacceptable#delete later / /#anxiety / /
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justnother-user · 6 months ago
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TW//SA mention
Love it when I read a fic that isn’t tagged properly and it contains SA thats similar to mine and it causes me to cry uncontrollably <3
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cosmicmunsonwrites · 7 months ago
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hihi could you write about pogue!reader who's been in love w jj for like ever and everyone EXCEPT for him know? and like at some point they become fwb bc its easier for her to have something rather than nothing but it does more harm than good lmao (w angryish love confession from her and a confused bc he had no idea but also in love jj)
and we both drew blood
jj maybank x fem!pogue!reader
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cw — p in v, slight jealousy, angst, fluff, alochol consumption, happy ending
summary — after everything finally builds up, you tell jj how you feel.
a/n — thank you for the request!! i really hope i did well but i kinda wrote this fast so please forgive me if it sucks. please request more!
do not copy or post my work anywhere else.
your hands mindlessly gripped the sheets of your bed, whimpering when he hit that deep spot inside of you as he thrusted into you from behind. “oh fuck, j. i‘m gonna cum,” you babbled out as best you could without stuttering.
jj huffed out a laugh and gripped your hips a little tighter to pull you back against him in time with his thrusts. “yeah? ‘m close too,” he mumbled in response as he began to speed his pace up. “cum for me, baby. wanna feel your pretty little pussy squeezin’ my cock.”
you closed your eyes and bit down on your lip to suppress a scream theatening to leave your lips. one of his hands reached around and underneath you to rub tight circles on your clit, making you cry out and moan in overwhelming pleasure. “oh my fuck,” you spluttered between pants. “i’m coming—fuck, jj!”
“always such a good girl for me,” he mumbled, focused on the sight of him sliding in and out of you and a white ring formed around the base of him. he continued rubbing your clit quickly to ride your orgasm out. “shit, baby. so fuckin’ tight around me. squeezin’ me so good. best pussy i’ve ever had.”
you felt tears slip past the corners of your eyes as he fucked into you harder and quicker until he was pressing himself as deep into you as he could and filling you with his warm cum. he smoothed his hands down your aching back and leaned down to kiss the skin of your spine. “that’s it, angel. jus’ fuckin’ take it,” he rasped out while still gently caressing your skin.
when he finally began to soften inside of you, he slowly and carefully pulled out before laying another kiss to your skin then disappearing off to the bathroom to grab a towel. he ran it under warm water, wringing the excess out and returning to you.
he gently grabbed your thighs and turned you over onto your back so you could lay comfortably. “you still with me, sweetheart?” he asked considerately.
“mhm,” you hummed, eyes closed as you tried to catch your breath. your hips jerked when he ran the towel over your spent cunt to clean you up.
jj chuckled softly before launching the fabric to your bucket of dirty laundry and laying down beside you. he pulled you into his chest, your head against the firm muscle and his hands making quick work to throw the blanket over the two of you. “need anythin’ from me? water? a snack?” he questioned.
you shook your head and curled into him further. “i’m good. jus’ tired,” you slurred, still slightly out of it and very very sleepy.
“i’ll head out then and let you get some rest,” he said and pressed a soft kiss to your temple.
before he could make another move, you quickly objected. “want you to stay a little longer, j. you’re warm.”
he smiled to himself and shuffled a little bit to get comfortable, knowing he’s probably be here for an hour or two.
the next night, everyone was gathered around at the boneyard for another kegger like they often did on warm summer nights. kooks, pogues, and tourons on littered across the beach with red solo cups in their hands and music playing through the air.
“hey! where were you last night?” sarah asked as he and kiara approached when they finally saw you arrive. “we waited for like, half an hour before we gave up on you.”
you saw the knowing look on kie’s face, rolling your eyes and looking down at your cup of beer. “yeah, sorry guys, something came up and i was stuck at home.”
the brunette couldn’t help but snort. “did the ‘something’ have to do with jj?” she teased, wiggling her eyebrows. “john b and pope said he never showed to the chateau last night.”
you looked around, wondering how you could get out of this even though you already knew you were busted. “you know,” you began with absolutely no clue where to go with this. “somethings happen.”
kiara immediately smiled and clapped her hands then pointed at sarah. “i told you! you owe me twenty bucks,” she said excitedly. “it’s not that hard to find out, babe. we all know you guys are hooking up.”
you shrugged and took another sip of your drink. “i mean, its not exactly a secret.”
sarah gave you a knowing look. “i don’t get why you don’t just tell him how you feel. we all know you guys have liked each other for years.”
shaking your head, you waved off the idea. “i doubt he feels the same way about me and i’m not gonna embarrass myself if he doesn’t,” you replied honestly. “and besides, i like where we’re at right now.”
kiara rolled her eyes and shook her head in disbelief. “oh, come on. no you don’t. you’re upset because you wish there was more between you guys,” she stated. “hanging onto these little bits and pieces is only hurting you more in the long run.”
“guys, it’s not that big of a deal. we just hookup casually every now and then and thats it. i’d rather have some part of him than have nothing at the end of the day,” you admitted. “and it’s not hurting me, i’m fine!”
sarah tilted her head at you, as if to say ‘seriously?’ “dude, we all see it. you’re getting your hopes up and then he’s just letting you down. just tell him how you feel and then at least if he says he doesn’t want anything, then you can move on peacefully and live your life without delusions.”
kiara nodded in agreement. “she’s right babe. we don’t wanna attack you or anything or come off as rude, we jus’ wanna see you happy and you’re obviously not right now,” she said softly and sincerely. “you should really tell him how you feel. i’m sure you’ll be pretty happy with how it turns out.”
you chewed your bottom lip anxiously and looked around to see what was going on only to feel your heart begin to break in your chest. jj was leaned up against a tree with a girl clinging to his arm. she almost looked like you in a way. same hair color and length, similar facial features, similar build.
it made your lip wobble and your stomach turn uncomfortably. “i really appreciate that guys, but i’m just gonna head back to the chateau for a little bit,” you whispered, not trusting your own voice.
the two followed your gaze to jj and the girl, both their faces dropping in a matter of seconds. “do you want us to come with you?” sarah asked softly.
when you shook your head and sniffled to stop the tears, kiara took you into her arms and gave you a tight hug. “you’re gonna be okay. you’re one of the strongest people i know.”
you smiled sadly before the two wished you off with gentle reassuring affirmations. you made the long walk to the chateau in silence as you sipped on what was left of your alcohol and thought about what to do next.
you couldn’t realistically continue this fling with him if he was messing with another girl, even though you technically had no reason to be upset. you were friends with benefits, not dating or exclusive. he was allowed to do whatever he pleased.
yet the nights he’d stay over after making you feel better than you ever had, fucking you so soft and sweet, kissing you so passionately when he’s buried inside you, defending you around everyone, protecting you always, opening up to you about his most personal details, complimenting you every chance he gets. you didn’t understand why he’d do all these things just to go off with someone else.
once you finally arrived, you’d immediately walked over to the fridge to grab a bottle of vodka and your old cup. you quickly poured yourself a shot, or two, or three. you didn’t really remember. you also couldn’t remember how much time had passed since you had left the party.
you’d found yourself standing at the shoreline of the beach directly outside of the front door to the chateau. you stood barefoot in the warm sand just far back enough to where the water couldn’t touch you.
you crossed your arms over your body to preserve some of the heat before sighing and rolling the kinks out of your neck. you felt your body and mind start to slowly relax from the various shots you’d taken. it felt like everything had finally gone quiet.
unfortunately for you, that didn’t last long. “hey! where’ve you been? i’ve been looking all over for you. i thought something might’ve happen to you,” jj half shouted as he approached you from the direction of the boneyard. “what happened, cupcake? sarah and kie told me you weren’t feelin’ too hot.”
you couldn’t help but scoff at his words. “looking all over for me?” you repeated as a question. he had to have been lying.
he looked almost confused. “yeah…you’ve been gone for like an hour,” he replied. “i checked the whole party for you.”
“was that before or after you were all over that girl?” you blurted out. you almost instantly regretted it. you didn’t even really want to know.
his expression changed into one you couldn’t quite read. “what?” he asked, voice just above a whisper now. “i went searching for you the moment you left kiara and sarah.” you shook your head in disbelief and turned your head back at the ocean. “i don’t get it. what did i do wrong?”
you took a deep breath and hugged your body tighter when a strong gust of wind blew past you. “i’m not gonna keep doing this jj. god, you’re so oblivious!” you snapped finally, turning your full body to see his. “i mean, at this point i feel like i’m throwing myself at you! i’m always trying to be around you, catering to you, showing you that i’m here for you, asking you to hang out— i even agreed to be fucking friends with benefits just to have something with you!”
you stopped for a minute and sighed. “i ask you to stay the night, to just hold me whenever theres a chance, i ask you to run errands and shit with me just to spend time with you jj. i can’t make it anymore clear how much i like you and i feel like you’re giving me signals sometimes that maybe you feel the same way but then the next day you just act like nothing happened and the inconsistency is killing me!”
jj looked stunned. like he would’ve never seen this coming in a million years as if it weren’t totally noticeable. the pogues all saw they way they felt about each other except them.
“if you don’t want me or see anything, can you please just say that?” your voice shook slightly as you spoke as if the conversation was starting to sober you up and the confidence you once had is gone. “i really fucking like you jj and its really hard to keep acting like everything we do means nothing to me because thats just not true. if you see me as nothing more than just friends with benefits or just friends, please just tell me so i can get over you.”
his mouth was slightly agape as he listened to you talk, shocked that you had all this built up inside. you guys were best friends and he truly thought he’d known everything about you. this was something he would’ve never guessed you’d be keeping from him. his lips twitched like he was gonna say something but the words never came. it was just awkward, tense silence.
you bit your lip to keep it from wobbling as tears of embarrassment clouded your sight. you took one last look at him, your glossy gaze locked on his unreadable one, before deciding to head back into the chateau to grab your things.
he quickly lurched forward and grabbed onto your wrist to keep you from moving any further. “please don’t go,” he said softly. he slid his hand down your arm and took your hand in his before doing the same with the other. “i didn’t know you felt like that, sweetheart.”
you averted your eyes from your interlocked hands up to his pretty blue ones that you’d fallen for over the years. “i’ve always thought you were too good for me. too nice, too smart, too pretty. thought i was always jus’ your best friend,” he said, titling his head slightly and staring right into you. “i really fucking like you too, cupcake. and saying i don’t want you would be a lie.”
a soft gasp left your lips at the confession. never in a million years did you ever think you’d hear those words come out of his mouth in real life. you could’ve swore that only happened in dreams.
what you especially didn’t expect was for him to grab your hips and pull you into him, kissing you full of passion, love, years of wanting. you sighed against his lips and wrapped your arms loosely around his neck before tilting your head a little more to deepen it as his tongue soothed over yours.
once the two of you needed to pull away for air with spit-slick and puffy lips, he was the first to speak. “you’re all mine now, right? my beautiful girl all to myself?” he asked, earning a nod and a hum of approval from you. “good. ‘nd i’m all yours, baby.”
you smiled and pulled him back into you for another kiss. only then did you hear whistling and hollering along with obnoxious claps that you could easily distinguish as your friends returning back from the boneyard.
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wbbobsesserr · 6 days ago
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ᯓ sweet spot — chapter five
pairing: paige bueckers & azzi fudd
notes: we’re finally back on track! everyone cheers. chapter six, aka a new chapter, should be expected soon. also please lemme know what you wanna see in future chapters, i’ve run out of ideas. love you.
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azzi and paige split after eating a quick breakfast together. the second she made it back to her own room, she face-planted onto her bed, groaning into the blanket.
she needed to debrief.

she needed to scream into the void.
instead, she grabbed her phone and thumbed open her text thread with nika, typing furiously:
paige: dude
paige: i think i’m actually in love
paige: like not in a cute haha kinda way
paige: like if she looked at me and said “let’s move to a cabin in the woods and raise goats” i would pack my shit TONIGHT
paige: if she said “hey will you marry me” i’d say yes so fast it would be embarrassing
paige: i don’t even care if it’s a ring pop. i don’t even care if she’s kidding. i’d be at the altar in three seconds flat
paige: is that insane
paige: i think it’s insane
paige: but like. she’s it. she’s actually it. i’m done for.
send.
paige sighed, a deep dramatic breath, and tossed her phone onto her bed like she was done thinking about it.
except.
something gnawed at her gut.
a bad feeling.
a really, really bad feeling.
she sat up, grabbed her phone again— and saw it.
azzi: uhhhhh 👀👀👀
azzi: so do i get to know who the lucky girl is or
azzi: bc tbh i kinda wanna hear more about this goat farm plan lmao
paige pressed the heels of her hands into her eyes. of course she accidentally sent it to azzi— god had sick jokes.
“fuck my life.”
she wanted to run into incoming traffic. throw herself off a goddamn bridge.
cease to fucking exist.
instead she choked out a breathless reply:
paige: hahaha
paige: just a dumb thought
paige: ignore me pls
another buzz, almost instantly:
azzi: nooo i like it it’s cute lol
azzi: i hope whoever she is knows how lucky she is
paige flopped back against her bed.
“you are,” she shouted to her ceiling. “you’re the lucky one. it’s you.”
but her phone stayed silent in her hand. because some things— the biggest, scariest things— she still couldn’t say.
not yet.

maybe not ever.
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paige stood at azzi’s door, her heart thumping against her ribs. she’d half-expected her to cancel at the last minute, or maybe send her a “never mind” text. but no— azzi had texted her earlier today, asking if she wanted to come over, just to hang out since noah wasn’t around. casual. chill. no big deal.
right.
so, here she was, standing in front of azzi’s door, feeling a little like a wreck. paige wasn’t good at casual when it came to azzi. she was mildly good at making everything seem chill, acting like it was nothing, but the truth was, she was about one glance away from combusting.
she knocked three times, quickly, the kind of knock that made it sound like she was overly eager, but then stepped back, trying to cross her arms and act like her heart wasn’t going a million miles per minute.
the door swung open and azzi stood there, in a simple sweater and jeans, her hair pulled back in a messy bun. as always, she looked effortlessly cool, like she wasn’t trying, like she didn’t have the power to make paige’s heart go haywire simply by existing.
“hey,” azzi greeted her, a smile already pulling at her lips. “i’m so glad you came over.”
paige swallowed, forcing a calm smile. “of course,” she said, voice just a little too high-pitched for her liking. “anytime. literally.”
azzi stepped aside to let her in, and the scent of vanilla hit paige as she walked through the door. azzi’s room had this cozy, lived-in feel— books piled on a desk, a few stray clothes draped over a chair, a couple of photos of her teammates on the wall. it was warm, inviting, and paige had to remind herself that this was just a hangout. just two people chilling. no big deal.
“want something to drink?” azzi asked, already heading over to her mini-fridge.
“um, i’m good,” paige replied, but she was already looking around the room, trying to seem like she wasn’t sweating bullets. “thanks, though.”
azzi looked over her shoulder, her eyes soft.
after that, they both just sort of hovered there for a second, like neither one of them quite knew what to do next. it was too quiet. and paige had to get out of her head before she made it worse.
“actually,” paige spoke up, her voice coming out a little faster than she intended, “i was thinking maybe we could go out for ice cream or something? just to— y'know, get outta here for a bit.”
azzi blinked, tilting her head. “ice cream?”
“yeah,” paige rushed to explain, her face flushing a little. “just, you know. i could go for some mint chip and... just hang out. only if you’re down.”
azzi laughed lightly, that soft sound that always seemed to make paige’s chest tighten. “i like that idea. let me grab my jacket.”
azzi disappeared for a second, and paige took the opportunity to steady her breathing. what is wrong with me, she thought, pacing just a little bit in her mind. this was nothing new— she and azzi had hung out plenty of times before, but today... today felt different. she couldn’t tell if it was because of her dumb text from last night (which, by the way, she was still embarrassed about), or if it was the way azzi had smiled at her today, or the fact that they were going out just the two of them.
azzi returned, looking effortlessly cute in a jacket that fit her perfectly, her sneakers clicking softly against the floor as she walked. “ready?” she asked, eyes lighting up with that excitement that paige loved so much.
they walked outside, and paige kept her pace slow, trying to match azzi’s, but she couldn’t help the way her heart picked up when azzi casually looped her arm through paige’s. it wasn’t flirtatious, wasn’t suggestive— it was just azzi being azzi: comfortable, sweet. but for paige, it felt like everything. every step was too much, and not enough at the same time.
“good thing the ice cream place is so close,” azzi said, looking at paige with that soft smile again. “i’m starving.”
“same,” paige muttered, her voice a little too tight. she cleared her throat. “i’m really— really glad you asked me to hang.”
azzi glanced over, catching paige’s gaze, and smiled. “i’m glad i asked you too,” she agreed, “really glad.”
paige could feel herself blushing, her heart thumping louder. she forced herself to look straight ahead instead of at azzi, and just tried to focus on the fact that they were walking side by side, and that, for now, was enough.
when they reached the ice cream shop, it was small and cozy, and there was a short line. paige stayed close, still feeling the weight of azzi’s arm looped through hers, even though they weren’t holding hands or anything. it felt natural, but paige couldn’t ignore how it made her feel— like she was a little closer to azzi than she had ever been before.
azzi ordered first, mentioning how she was in the mood for something with chocolate, and paige quickly followed suit, pointing to a flavor she’d been craving all day— mint chocolate chip, her all time favorite.
when it came time to pay, azzi barely had the opportunity to move before paige stopped her, placing her hand on azzi’s arm. “i’ve got it,” she said quickly, not giving azzi a chance to protest.
azzi raised an eyebrow, the smallest smirk playing at her lips. “paige, really, it’s fine.”
“azzi. i asked to come here, i’m paying,” paige insisted, digging into her wallet and pulling out her credit card.
she handed it over before azzi could argue, because, well, this was just how paige worked— stubborn, determined, and maybe a little bit nervous.
azzi smiled softly, like she wasn’t sure what to say, and paige pretended she wasn’t completely melting at the sight.
“thanks,” azzi said, her voice gentle. “you didn’t have to, but i appreciate it.”
they found a bench nearby, sitting side by side and just... being there. paige scooped the mint flavor, trying not to make it look like she was overthinking every little thing.
azzi was quiet too, enjoying her ice cream, and for a while, there was nothing but the sound of their footsteps, the evening air, and the quiet conversation that filled in the gaps.
“i’m really glad we’re doing this,” azzi said again, taking another scoop in her mouth. “it’s nice to just relax. no expectations.”
“yeah,” paige agreed, glancing sideways at azzi. she really meant it. “it’s been a weird few weeks, but today’s been good.”
azzi nodded, looking over at her for a moment before speaking again. “yeah. i always like hanging out with you. you’re really fun.”
that made paige’s stomach flip in the best (and worst) way. “i’m glad,” she repeated softly, her eyes trailing to the ground for a second before meeting azzi’s gaze. “it’s easy to talk to you.”
azzi grinned, eyes twinkling, as if she hadn’t even realized the weight of what she said. “i'm happy you feel that way, too.”
they both sat in silence for a moment, eating their ice cream, neither one of them saying what they really wanted to say. but for now, this was enough.
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the next day, the team met for dinner in the dining hall after wrapping up their classes. paige showed up late, hoodie pulled up over her messy blonde hair, headphones on and music blasting. the noise of the dining hall wasn’t quite as loud as usual, but there was a buzz in the air— people talking, laughing, the usual chatter. paige made her way through the crowded tables and spotted an empty seat next to caroline, sliding in with a sigh of relief.
but azzi wasn’t there.
that was weird. azzi was always on time. always present.
paige’s eyes darted around the table, scanning for any sign of her. nothing. just caroline and nika, both eating like everything was normal.
“where’s azzi?” paige asked, tugging off her headphones and letting them rest around her neck.
caroline shrugged, not looking up from her food. “no idea. she left early after practice.”
paige’s stomach twisted, an uneasy feeling settling in the pit of her stomach. the last time she’d seen azzi was... well, earlier that day, when they’d hung out. everything had seemed fine, but now she wasn’t even at dinner?
“maybe with noah?” nika suggested, glancing up from her phone.
paige’s throat tightened at the mention of noah, azzi’s long-distance boyfriend. she texted azzi quickly, not even thinking about it.
paige: u okay?
no answer.
she stared at her phone for a few seconds, then texted again.
paige: saw u weren’t at dinner. just checking in.
still nothing.
that feeling in her stomach was only getting worse.
paige glanced over at caroline and nika, both of them talking about some random thing, clearly not noticing the shift in her. she pushed her tray away from her, stood up abruptly, and grabbed her phone again.
“hey, i’ll be back,” she said, her voice just a little too sharp, making the girls look up. “i think i’ll go check on azzi.”
without waiting for a response, she left, pushing through the doors and into the cool evening air. the walk to azzi’s dorm was a blur, her thoughts a mess of confusion and nerves. was everything okay? why wasn’t azzi at dinner? why was she ignoring her texts? did she do something wrong?
when she finally reached the dorm, she was out of breath from the jog, but she didn’t stop. she didn’t even think to knock. she just tried the door handle.
locked.
paige’s heart dropped, a tight knot forming in her chest. she knocked softly at first. no answer. her hand was shaking, but she knocked again, louder this time, her heart thudding in her chest like it was trying to escape.
there was a pause. then, the door cracked open just an inch. azzi’s red-rimmed eyes met hers, and paige’s heart did a little flip.
“azzi,” paige breathed, her voice softer than she meant it to be. “what happened?”
azzi didn’t answer immediately. she just stepped back, opening the door wider, letting paige in without a word.
paige stepped inside and stopped in her tracks.
the room was dim, lit only by the small desk lamp in the corner. tissues were scattered across her desk. azzi moved to sit on the edge of her bed, crossing her legs, her hoodie sleeves pulled over her hands like she was trying to hide from the world. her eyes were puffy, red, tears still clinging to her lashes.
“noah cheated,” azzi’s voice was barely a whisper, but it felt like a punch to paige’s gut. “he said it happened once. a party. someone he barely knew. it just— he just said it like it didn’t matter.”
paige froze, not quite sure if she’d heard her right. “what?”
azzi swallowed hard, her lips trembling as she tried to hold it together. “he said it didn’t mean anything. that it was a mistake.”
paige stood there, frozen. her heart was pounding, but she didn’t know what to say. she took a step forward, slow, careful, like azzi might break if she moved too quickly. paige blinked once, stunned— and then the emotion hit her hard and fast. anger. sharp and hot in her chest.
“what a fucking bitch,” she muttered under her breath, the words slipping out before she could stop them.
azzi looked up at her, startled, a tiny breath of something that almost sounded like a laugh catching in her throat.
paige’s jaw tightened, her hands curling into fists at her sides. “seriously. who the hell does he think he is? you didn’t deserve that. you didn’t deserve any of it.”
azzi ducked her head, a few fresh tears spilling onto her cheeks, but there was a tiny, almost invisible smile too. like she wasn’t used to someone getting mad for her.
paige took a shaky breath, forcing herself to calm down. she softened again, reaching out carefully, her hand resting gently on azzi’s knee.
“i’m so sorry,” paige said, quieter this time. her voice still shook with the weight of how much she meant it.
they sat in silence a while after that. azzi was staring at the wall, her eyes unfocused. it was a heavy kind of silence, the kind that didn’t feel awkward; more painful than anything.
“all i said was ‘thanks for telling me,’“ azzi laughed, but it came out weak. “i’m so stupid,” her voice cracking slightly as she looked at the ground.
paige sat next to her, not too close but just enough to show she was there. she reached over, her hand resting gently on azzi’s knee. azzi’s gaze flickered down to her hand, and paige’s heart raced, the weight of the touch pressing into her chest.
“you’re not stupid,” paige insisted, her voice soft but firm. “he’s the one who messed up, not you.”
azzi exhaled shakily. “i thought we were solid. kinda. even with the distance.”
“you were,” paige said, her eyes meeting azzi’s. “he wasn’t.”
there was another long pause. azzi looked so small in that moment, curled up in on herself like she didn’t know how to piece things back together. paige wanted to say more, wanted to make everything better, but she didn’t know how.
she just stayed silent, letting her hand linger on azzi’s knee, offering what little comfort she could.
after what felt like an eternity, azzi let out a shaky breath and leaned into paige, just a little, like the exhaustion was finally catching up to her. paige didn’t pull away. she didn’t speak.
she just stayed.
and when azzi’s head rested against her shoulder, paige felt her heart break a little more. not from pity, not from sympathy. but because she could feel it. the weight of everything unspoken between them. the distance between their worlds.
but for now, it was just the two of them in the dim room, with nothing but silence and a shared, unspoken connection.
the silence stretched on, heavy but comforting. azzi’s head was still resting on paige’s shoulder, her breathing evening out as the quiet of the room settled around them. it wasn’t awkward, not at all, but it felt like the weight of everything between them was a little too much to say out loud.
after a while, azzi shifted, sitting up just slightly, her eyes still glossy and tired. she sniffled a little, wiping at her face with the sleeve of her hoodie.
paige, her heart still aching for her, didn’t move, just kept her gaze steady on azzi. “you okay?”
“yeah.” azzi’s voice was soft, barely above a whisper. “tired. not just from everything, but just... i don’t know. everything’s just too much right now.”
paige nodded, understanding. she felt it, too. the pressure of everything that wasn’t said, of everything that was left unsaid between them.
there was a beat of silence before azzi looked at her with those big eyes, still a little red but softer now. her lips parted as if she were gathering the courage to say something. “hey, um. would it be weird if you stayed the night?”
paige blinked, taken aback. she wasn’t sure what azzi meant by it, but she didn’t hesitate for a second.
“you want me to stay?” paige asked, her voice a little tentative, even though her heart was already thudding in her chest.
azzi gave a small, sad smile, her fingers twisting nervously in her hoodie sleeves. “yeah. i... i don’t want to be alone tonight.”
paige’s chest tightened. she didn’t want azzi to be alone either.
“of course,” paige said, her voice gentle and sincere. “i’d love that.”
there was a moment where azzi’s eyes softened with relief, her shoulders relaxing. she gave paige a small, almost shy smile. “thanks.”
“no problem.” paige shifted on the bed, adjusting so she could face azzi more comfortably.
she kicked off her sneakers, leaving them by the door, and slipped under the covers. she wasn’t sure if she was supposed to stay on the edge of the bed or... what. but azzi didn’t make it awkward. she just curled up a little tighter, and paige did the same.
the room was quiet again, save for the soft hum of the fan above them and the occasional sound of their breathing. paige wasn’t sure how long they stayed like that, just existing together in the same space. it was peaceful, but the quiet was different than usual. now, it felt more intimate somehow. like a slow, careful dance of two people who were both a little afraid of stepping on each other’s toes.
the hours drifted by, and eventually, paige started to feel the weight of sleep pulling at her. her body relaxed into the bed, her muscles loosening the tension of the day. but just as her eyelids started to flutter closed, she felt something. a soft touch against her side— azzi’s hand, lightly brushing against hers.
paige’s heart jumped, and her breath caught in her throat. she wasn’t sure if azzi even meant to do it, but the brush of skin sent a wave of warmth through her chest. she didn’t move, didn’t pull away. she simply let it happen.
the quiet was different now. heavier, but not in a bad way. charged. and before she could stop herself, paige slowly moved her hand, just barely, until their fingers brushed once more.
it felt like a spark. small, but intense.
azzi didn’t pull away. in fact, she seemed to relax into the touch. the warmth of her hand against paige’s felt grounding. natural.
paige’s heart beat a little faster, but she tried to stay still, tried not to overthink it. azzi was hurting, and paige just wanted to be there. to be whatever she needed.
then, just as the night settled deeper, there was another soft shift. this time, azzi’s hand moved, her fingers curling slightly as if asking for more. paige hesitated for a moment, but then she intertwined her fingers with hers, just gently. like it was the easiest thing in the world.
but god, was she nervous.
“you’re warm,” azzi whispered, her voice tired but steady.
paige scrunched her lips, trying to act as calm and collected as possible. “yeah, um— it’s kinda hot in here. that’s all.”
it was nearly winter. in connecticut.
azzi hummed, and instead of teasing paige further, she squeezed paige’s hand just a little tighter. the touch was quiet, sweet, and in that moment, paige realized she didn’t have to say everything. not right now. not yet.
still, she let herself shift a little closer, closing the small space between them under the covers. azzi didn’t move away— if anything, she seemed to breathe a little easier.
the room was cool, the fan humming low above them. the atmosphere around them was one paige never wanted to leave. a different kind of comfort. one that made her chest ache in a way she didn’t have words for.
her free hand drifted up almost without thinking, fingertips finding the soft curls at the nape of azzi’s neck. she twisted a strand gently around her finger, slow and absent, like she was afraid to startle her.
for a long moment, paige just watched her. the soft curve of her cheek, the way her lashes rested against her eyelids, the steady, even rise and fall of her breathing.
then, in the quietest voice, paige whispered, “i just... i wish you knew how easy you are to love.”
for a second, she thought azzi was already asleep. but then she felt it— the faintest squeeze of her hand, a tiny shift closer under the blankets. not much, but enough to make paige’s heart catch in her throat.
the words hung between them, soft and fragile, but somehow safe here in the dark.
paige smiled to herself, barely, and let her thumb brush lightly over azzi’s knuckles. she stayed like that, twirling a loose curl around her finger, feeling the warmth of azzi’s hand in hers, until sleep finally pulled her under too.
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practice wasn’t even over yet, but paige already knew she was doomed.
azzi was across the gym, stretching her quad on the sideline, her practice jersey clinging to her like it was designed specifically to make paige lose her mind. her head was tilted slightly to the side, her curly bun nearly coming loose, a small smile that lit up her face as she chatted with aubrey about who knows what. and god, paige couldn’t stop staring.
“you’re not even being subtle anymore,” caroline muttered beside her, arms crossed, leaning against the bleachers.
paige snapped her gaze away from azzi and tried to act normal, like she wasn’t internally combusting every time azzi moved. “i’m subtle,” she lied, but even she could hear the hesitation in her own voice.
“you’re obsessed,” caroline stated flatly, as though it were the most obvious thing in the world. she didn’t even look at paige when she said it, just kept her eyes trained on the court.
paige didn’t respond. because, yeah, maybe she was. especially lately. and especially after that night at azzi’s dorm. she’d been trying to play it cool, keep some distance, but the way azzi’s smile made her chest tighten, the way she looked at paige like she mattered— well, that made it impossible.
after noah left, things had shifted between them, but not in some big, dramatic way. not enough for anyone to notice, not enough for anyone to call it out. but it was there, every little moment that passed between them. it was in the way azzi laughed at her jokes, the way she casually touched her arm like it was nothing, the way she always seemed to look for paige in a room full of people. and god— paige wasn’t sure how much more of it she could take.
they were back in the locker room after practice, the buzz of conversation fading into the background. azzi was stretched out beside paige on the bench, her legs draped casually across paige’s lap like it was the most normal thing in the world. paige was trying her hardest not to hyperventilate. but how could she? azzi, being this close to her, her skin still warm from practice, the scent of her shampoo making paige’s head spin— yeah, she was definitely about to hyperventilate.
“you looked good today,” azzi said, voice soft, her focus still on her phone as her fingers tapped lazily over the screen.
paige blinked, caught off guard. “what?”
“on the court,” azzi finished, finally glancing over at paige with that small, private smile that made paige’s heart stutter. “your passing was sharp. you see the floor really well.”
paige couldn’t help it— she just stared at her. “you notice that stuff?”
azz shook her head slightly, a teasing glint in her eye. “i notice you.”
paige’s brain short-circuited. she didn’t even know how to respond to that. she just sat there, trying to stay composed but failing miserably. “you gotta stop saying shit like that,” she managed, her voice a little too high-pitched for her liking.
“why?” azzi tilted her head like it was the most casual thing in the world.
“because,” paige said, her face heating up, “i’m already obsessed with you.”
it was like the room went still, the air thickening with every word. the silence that followed was so heavy, paige could’ve sworn she could hear her own heartbeat pounding in her ears.
shit. did she really just say that out loud?
azzi’s brows lifted, eyes wide, and paige felt the world shift beneath her feet. “wait, i— i didn’t mean it like that, not like— okay, i did, but not in a creepy way, it’s just i— fuck—” paige’s brain was spinning, and the words were tripping over each other before she could even try to make sense of them.
then, azzi laughed. softly, breathily, but it was like the sweetest sound paige had ever heard, her chest tightening with the realization that it wasn’t awkward. at all. “you’re cute,” azzi said simply, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. there was no teasing, no judgment— just that quiet, sweet smile.
paige turned so red she could feel the heat on her neck, on her ears, everywhere. she covered her face with her hands, making her best attempt to hide.
“stop,” paige mumbled into her hands, her voice muffled.
azz laughed again, this time with a little more amusement in her tone. “i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to make you embarrassed.”
paige snapped her head up, her eyes widening. “what— no! i’m not embarrassed.”
the quiet that followed, mixed with the closeness of azzi beside her, made her feel like her heart might actually explode. and want to die. definitely die.
azzi just smiled at her, small and knowing, like she could see straight through all the panic and nerves and was choosing to be gentle with them anyway.
paige stared at her for a second longer, her mind still scrambled, and then, without thinking, she nudged azzi’s shoulder lightly with her own.
“you’re annoying,” she muttered, mostly to cover up how much she meant all of it. azzi just giggled in return, soft and airy, and nudged her right back.
they sat there like that— shoulders brushing, smiles tugging at their mouths, the silence between them not heavy anymore, but light. easy. like maybe, just maybe, this could be the start of something neither of them knew how to name yet.
paige felt herself breathe a little easier.
for once, she didn’t feel like she had to run from it.
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lostinlovingrevery · 2 months ago
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Info dump your fave Logan things and concepts SFW and NSFW so one of us can write you a banging indulgent fanfic? Lemme spoil u bbygrl. ( Nonny bc Idk if this is chill or if I'm weird for this. 😭 )
NONNNNNNY YOU ARE SO SWEET I'M GONNA CRRRYYYY
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I could go on FOR HOURS about my fav logan things omg, so i'll try to keep this down to my FAV favorites <3 (SFW and NSFW ahead!)(i might make another similar post w a whole bunch more bc this got me thiiiinkiiin)
SFW
Logan listening to hyperfixations, STRAIGHT UP. He may sit silently, and do other stuff while you rant, but he LISTENS so good. makes comments and reassures that hes still listening
Soft, gentle touches. Him putting his hand on your lower back when leading you through a crowd, scratching your back or arm while cuddling (God im such a slut for that)
LAUGHING TOGETHER. I wanna see that man GIGGLE. I wanna see him GUFFAWING. he's laughing so hard he's crying.
Logan likes to sit outside during his downtime I think. I think he likes being able to breathe fresh air (and probs smoke freely without anyone jumping his ass over it lmao). Imagine sitting on the porch on his lap during a spring thunderstorm. His big arms wrapped around you protectively. bonus points if you're on a porch swing (altho w how heavy logan is COULD he sit on a porch swing w/o breaking it???)
butterfly kissess butterfly kisses
we talk a lot about his deep passionate kisses and believe me I LOVE THAT. but Lately i just been obsseseed with him giving fluttery lil kisses all over your face
also nose nuzzles. ive been including those a lot in my fics lmao
God i love his beard so much, wanna scratch it and pet it. I like to think he'd would teasingly rub it all over your face
WAIT A MIN. CATS DO THAT.
lmao
early morning snuggles
yknow those super passionate kisses and dips those old hollywood movies do? yeah that with Logan
NSFW
unfg
His. Stamina. God i want this man going at it with me for HOURS.
TBH Im so indecisive about what Logans fav position would be. I feel like mating press would drive him INSANE. You're bent and half and logan just SLAMMING his shit into you. so hard and fast the BED FRAME BREAKS
I LOVE the idea of Logan being this tough guy loner who could have anyone he wanted, but he becomes completely OBSESSED with you. Everything you do turns him on. You could put him smack in the middle of a strip club and he'll still be thinking about you
his shaky thighs when you suck him off and make him completely undone
him being so much bigger than you that you're pretty much swallowed by him. hes onto of you, between your legs and there's a significant STRETCH in how far you have to spread your legs for him to fit with his hips flush against yours
turning into a puddle underneath him as he fucks you sooooo good your speechless and in a whole another world, and he's just sweet talking and cooing at you how pretty you are and what a good girl you are and mmmmmph yes
manhandling. god i just want him to be forcing me into different positions and picking me up and carrying me all over the place. also just throwing me over his shoulder is fun
dominant but sweet orders. "Give me a kiss", "go on, take a seat." "get those pretty lips on my cock sweetheart" teehee
i'm a slut for creampies honestly almost everyone of my smut fics has a creampie lmao. logan DEF loves a good creampie
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orcelito · 2 years ago
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Curry chicken for BREAKFAST
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rbfclassy · 1 year ago
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HOLE IN THE WALL! — NANAMI KENTO
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SYNOPSIS...as an overworked and stressed employee, you find relief in giving blowjobs to complete strangers at an adult store
INFO...nanami x fem!reader, oral (m!receiving), jerking off, nipple play, tit job, pussy job, cum eating, praise, a little twist at the end, not proofread (as usual)
OTHER...likes and reblogs are appreciated
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had to repost this bc tumblr took it down for whatever reason even though I have things more explicit than this on my other blog lmao
Working at an office where you were constantly hassled for your deadlines always put a lot of unwanted stress on your shoulders. Higher ups yapping in your ear about something you’ve been told one hundred times before and your fingers are typing as fast as they can on the computer. It was a complete and utter shit show, a waste of your precious time. But you have one little secret no one knows about, you volunteer at a glory hole every now and then when you feel too worked up.
After a long week of staring at a computer screen and boring meetings, you walking to the adult store, greeting the worker who already knew what you were there for. All you needed to relax was to watch random strangers cum from your touch. Believe it or not, it brought you joy hearing their moans on the other side of the thin wall. Maybe you chose the wrong profession.
As you entered the room, you let out a sigh, locking the door behind you. You slipped your coat off, and placed your bag down on the chair. Despite what others might think, the room was always clean. It wasn’t a random glory hole you’d find in a public bathroom or a shack in the middle of the woods. You unbuttoned your shirt, letting your tits breathe as you finally were able to relax and wait for the first person to come in.
You perked up at the sound of the door to the other room opening and closing shut. He let out a loud sigh, the sound of his pants being unbuckled making you excited. “Just make me cum, I’ve had a long fucking day,” he grunted. You looked down at the hole, the man placing his semi hard cock through it.
“You and me both, sweetheart. Don’t worry, I’ll make you feel good.” Your hand glided up and down his shaft, slowly stroking him, feeling him grow harder in your hand. You stared at his cock with a smile, his swollen tip flushed a dark pink, prominent veins running on the underside of it. Whoever this man was, he sure had a pretty cock. “You’re so big,” you giggle. Your hand barely able to fully wrap around.
Delicate fingers traced the prominent veins, teasing the underside of his dick before your thumb rubbed over his swollen tip. You felt him throb in your hand, a bead of pre cum forming at his tip, a smile tugging at your lips. The stranger was fully hard, dick long and pretty. You continued rubbing your thumb over his tip, sticking out your tongue to give him kitten licks, tasting his pre cum. You heard the man shudder, a breathy gasp leaving his throat. “Oh, you’re so sensitive!” You gasped, now slowly moving your hand up and down his shaft, moving from base to tip.
You moaned in satisfaction, lip tucked between your teeth as you jerked the stranger off, your free hand cupping your tits as you started to feel turned on by the sight in front of you. “Oh, fuck,” he let out breathy moan. More pre cum began leaking from his tip, allowing you to use it as lubricant to jerk him off easier. Your wrist moved in circular motions, squeezing gently the closer your got towards his sensitive head. “Shit, sweetheart! You really know what you’re doing, huh?” A moan could be heard from the other side of the wall.
Your hand pumped him faster, squeezing tighter around his shaft. “You better not cum yet!” You smiled as if he could see you, but you were taking joy in hearing him in pleasure. Opening your mouth, you stuck out your tongue and took him in your mouth, bobbing your head up and down while simultaneously moving your hand. You pinched your nipple, moaning around his cock as his tip hit the back of your throat.
“Oh, baby, your tongue feels so good! Let me feel that throat,” he whimpered, bucking his hips against the wall, trying so desperately to fuck your face. You removed your hand from around his cock, allowing him to fuck your face. Glug, glug, glug. “There we fucking go, atta girl!” He moaned loudly. As you sat there and let him use your throat, you couldn’t help but think at how familiar the man sounded, though you couldn’t remember from where. But it was the least of you worries, you were only thinking about making him cum.
You pulled your head away, trying to catch your breath as drool coated your chin. You lazily smiled to yourself, wrapping your hand around his shaft again and slowly jerked him off. You positioned yourself to where your tits were close to his dick, rubbing his tip over your hard nipples. “Mmm, feels so good.” Your brows furrow in pleasure.
“Keep doing whatever you’re doing, sweetheart. God, I wish I could see your pretty face right now,” he grunted. You smiled at his words, continuing you give him a tit job before spitting on his cock again. You licked a stripe from the base of his cock to the tip, taking him in your mouth slowly, allowing him to stretch your throat. You gagged on it, tears forming in your eyes before clenching them shut. Mascara ran down your cheeks as you began moving your head up and down, more spit coating his cock and falling on your chest. Your hands messily spread the spit over your tits, teasing your sensitive nipples. “Wanna cum all over your face—mmm, fuck me!” He groaned.
You pulled away again, taking a deep breath. You grinned when his cock twitched, a small giggle erupting from your chest. “You’re so close to cumming! I love it. Do I make you feel good, huh?” You cooed, dragging your fingers over his head. His cock looked even prettier dripping with your saliva.
“Can I feel your pussy? Please, sweetheart? I need it so bad,” he begged. You sat there on your knees, processing the words he said. You usually never let anyone fuck you at these glory holes, but you could think of the next best thing.
“How about a pussy job? Would you like that, baby?” You questioned, waiting for his answer while you slipped your soaked panties off. You dipped your fingers in between your folds, letting out a small gasp from how wet you were. “You got me so wet.” You slapped your pussy a few times, a lewd wet sound filling the room. “Hear that?”
“Goddamn you.” His cock twitched just from hearing how wet you were. “Let me feel her, please—fuckkk me,” he breathily said once he felt your hand grip his cock and rub his tip over your sopping slit.
You were bet over, using the chair as support while the other reached over and guided his cock along your pussy, his head rubbing between your folds and nudging your puffy clit. Your jaw went slack, eyes fluttering shut. Moans could be heard on either side of the wall. He desperately wanted to shove himself inside your gummy walls and fuck you until you passed out. “Cum all over my pussy, I know you want to.”
“Fuck, fuck, shit,” he grunted. “I’m cumming! Oh, sweetheart I’m fucking cumming!” Not even seconds after saying those words, you felt hot spurts coat your pussy, the man moaning and you continued to rub his cock all over your sloppy pussy.
“Yes!” You laughed, gasping from how he was still going. “Oh my goodness!” You felt him twitch one last time in your hand before you pulled away, sitting on the chair and spreading your legs to see at the mess he created. Curiosity got the better of you as you dipped your fingers in, scooping some of his cum and licking it clean off. “Mmmm, you taste so good!” He let out a breathy chuckle.
“Thank you for that, baby.” He pulled away from the glory hole, cock disappearing. You heard him put his pants back on. “Can I ask you a question?”
You kneeled back down towards the glory hole. “Yes, what is it?”
“Will you allow me to see who you are?” He sounded like he was nervous to ask the question.
“There’s no fun in a glory hole if you know who the person is,” you replied in a playful tone.
You heard the man let out a small laugh before sighing. “I guess you’re right. Until next time then.”
“Until next time.” You smiled to yourself. One thought sat in the back of your mind, though. Why did this man sound so familiar to you? It was a forbidden glory hole ‘rule’, but you couldn’t help yourself from peeking through the hole in hopes to catch a glimpse of the man on the other side. You noticed a familiar watch on his right hand, his figure coming more into view when he walked towards the door. An audible gasp escaped your lips when you saw the blonde hair. It was none other than Nanami Kento, your co-worker who you regularly greet at the office, the man who sits in the cubicle right next to you.
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quantum1mmortality · 2 years ago
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Yeah, BOO!! Twst men kinks and shit idk
another writers block blurb LMAO
My one coworker bought me ice cream in exchange for a shenhe smut so I'm trying to get done the floyd smut im working on so I can get that to her </3 here's some filler so you guys don't go starving waiting for content
Cw!!! Fem reader, so much filth
NO ORTHO.
Two disclaimers this time: SOME OF THESE MY INCLUDE SAM AND CREWEL, WHEN THEY DO, READER IS NOT YUU FOR THEM. also not proofread teehee
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Loves doing it in public. The fear of you guys getting caught while also having everyone know that you're his turns him on to no extent. He'll be thrusting into you at such a high speed, hand over you mouth as he whispers things in your ear, "someone may hear us, you may wanna keep it down." He says that with the CHEEKIEST grin on his face, he KNOWS how much you're struggling 😭😭
♧Cater, lilia, leona, rook(?), floyd, jade, Sam(would do it in his store)♧
Really like soft, sensual sex. Views it more as "love making", as he puts it. Will be rough if you want him to, but would never hit you. It may be hard for him to be rough at first, give him time. But back to the love making thing, he just can't get enough of you. He loves missionary because he can see all of you, having you in such a vulnerable position and having you let him do this to you makes him feel so trusted. He'll be going at a fast enough pace. Telling you how much he loves you, how much he wants you and how he wishes he could stay like this forever. Seriously the bestest men ever.
♧trey, malleus, silver, azul, riddle, jamil, kalim, jack, deuce,♧
So in love with you he'd try anything you want. Wanna tie him up? He's okay with that. Blindfolds? Who needs to see anyway. Wanna piss in his mouth? He thinks about it for a minute, but decides he'd gladly be your trashcan. In a way, all he wants to do is please you, he wants you to pleasure yourself on him so bad he'd do anything for that to become a reality.
♧kalim, sebek, malleus, ROOK, ruggie(only if you give him donuts), deuce, riddle, azul♧
Possessive sex x10. Would see you with another man and would get so anxious you may leave him. Too much of a baby back bitch to talk to you directly about it so he takes his frustration out by fucking you really hard. Says he's sorry later and tries to talk about it later but he's too shy.
♧just idia♧
SOOOOOO into breeding. Literally so inlove with how his cum drips put of you once he's done. Can't wait until you guys are older that way you guys can actually make a family. Seriously in love with the mating press position and hearing his balls slap on your ass when he's fucking you so hard.
♧malleus, leona, rook, vil, trey, cater, jack, crewel, azul, jade, floyd, jamilly willy♧
Wouldn't mind fucking you infront of a crowd. Not the same as fucking you in public, I mean like ACTUALLY fucking you in front of a crowd. Having hundreds of people watch the two of you express your love to eachother turns him on, he'd really like to do it but wouldn't wanna overstep your boundaries.
♧malleus, kalim, vil, leona, lilia but specifically general lilia♧
Really loves foreplay and can get off just by mouth fucking you. It turns him on knowing how easily you can get overstimulated from his mouth or fingers. He never expects anything in return, and he usually does it after you have a bad day (with consent ofc) so you can unwind more easily. Always runs a nice warm bath after <3
♧malleus (does want something in return sometimes but would never force you), trey, cater, ace, deuce, leona, silver floyd, jamil, rook♧
Kind of on the same page as the last one, LOVES having you sit on his face. Holds you down by your thighs and eats you out for hours on end. Definitely the type of guy to grab you by your waist, one hand rubbing your clit as he bounces you up and down on his tongue. Looks cutely fucked out when he's done.
♧ughhhhhh everyone bc yes <3♧
Uses lots of pet names during sex, will call you things like "darling","beloved","princess", idk may call you schnookums. Type of guy to call you all of these in one breath.
♧leona, rook, vil, floyd, lilia♧
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A/n: might make a part two idk lololilol
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mikeyyyssgf · 1 month ago
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THIS SHIT FOR FEMALESSSSS NO MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! amber freeman x fem reader
contains: dub-con, non-con, simultaneous orgasm, stabbing, gun, home invasion, attempted murder, oral, fingering, weed mentions, bone breaking, physical assault, biting, hickeys, choking, slapping, hair pulling word count: 2504
your mom left you home alone again. it really felt like she didnt give a fuck about you, but whatever. you had different plans tonight anyways.
sitting alone in your room, you begin to thumb your pocket, searching for the gummies your coworker ash gave you a few days ago. you were waiting for your mom to leave bc she lowkey scared you.
the edible kicked in crazy fast. maybe you didnt have much of a tolerance, you smoked here and there but nothing like this.
hyperfocused on your computer, texting some of your online friends, playing your favorite games, listening to music. you were super calm, but also exhausted.
a few hours later, you trudge over to your bed, feet dragging. making you stumble a bit.
suddenly your phone flashes.
hey
you dont recognize the phone number
hello?
who is this, im sorry i dont have your number saved.
oh sorry hun, its ash.
how are u feeling?
ohh om im snowy
snow
sort
sorry
omg
sounds like youre feeling pretty good.
its bedtime lmao.
nooo dont go
im so bored
wyd?
about to sheep
slkepp
omg
sleep
see im tired
hmm.
not convinced.
asshhh babe come on
hmm. i like that name.
lol good night ash
dont be like that.
you know i like you.
woah. you werent expecting this.
i like you too ash.
but can we please talk tomorrow?
the phone flashes nonstop.
no. i need you now.
i really miss you
i wish we worked together more
whenever youre not there i think about you so much
y/n?
dont be a bitch.
asshh please. i can barely keep my eyes open.
ash youre scaring me
its okay to be scared.
so why didnt you message me earlier if you actually like me?
suddenly, the realization hits. yeah you always liked ash, but you never gave her your phone number
ash. i never gave you my number?
ash?
she types for a straight minute.
the bubble appears, disappears, comes back over and over.
honestly? i went into the office and looked for you on the roster.
im sorry.
a white hot anger washes over you. thats such a violation of privacy. and totally against the rules.
ash thats not ok. you couldve just asked.
how else was i supposed to?
y/n
dont fucking ignore me.
cmon.
you know you need me.
the minute i laid my eyes on you.
you were mine.
ash i9m blocking you
this whole convo made you sick to your stomach. you hover over hte block button.
i wouldn’t do that.
you don’t listen. you block the number anyways.
your phone begins to ring. you reject every call.
another text.
your phone rings again and again. that’s about the time you decide to completely shut off the phone.
that bought you about 5 mins of silence. then the landline rings again. and again. and again.
you run up to the phone line; screaming,
i’m about to call the fucking police. go away.
a distorted voice comes through the speaker
you have a lot of nerve don’t you?
ignoring my texts
ignoring my calls
trying to block me
you’re being a selfish fucking bitc.
check your phone.
no fuck you
check your fucking phone bitch.
go to hell.
you’re about to be there.
last chance. check your texts.
what could they possibly have sent you?
i’m not fucking looking ash. i don’t care.
this isn’t ash.
look at what i sent you.
your hands shake as you pull out your phone
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ash really shouldnt leave her doors open. unlocked
please!! dont hurt her!!
you plead and plead, but it doesnt matter. they continue to drill into you.
three questions. you call the cops she dies, you answer wrong she dies.
when was the first stab movie released?
i- uhm-
you pull your phone out, desperately googling
1997!
what are the stab movies bsaed off of?
i know this one!! its inspired by the woodsborow murders.
good! correct.
who is the killer in stab 1?
its- its stu macher!
oh im afraid thats not correct. looks like ash has to die.
fuck.
you hang up the phone, fumbling with the phone while your hands shake.
dial tone.
you grab your cell phone
no signal
you whisper to yourself "fuck fuck this cant be real"
the neighbors! youre hoping they can help you. you didnt have ashs number but you did have managers
you rush to your door, trying to get it open. it wont budge. it takes you a minute. its stuck.
you pull and pull and pull
suddenly, the door swings open, knocking you over.
you attempt to scoot away. screaming in an attempt to draw attention to you.
a masked figure appears from behind the door, fully open.
you move crawl backwards, back to the ground. you attempt to turn over, but they grab your leg. their grip is painful, you go to kick them but theyre too strong. you try to use your other leg to kick them.
they turn you over, shoving your leg behind the door, putting it between you and the opening. they slam the door on your leg.
you scream so loud your throat starts to hurt. yorue starting to lose your voice.
they pull you towards them, they pick you up by your hair, stabbing you in the stomach.
they throw you against the ground, turning you over and stabbing you 3 more times.
STOP PLEASE
you raise your hand up defensively, they stab through your hand. you try to scream but nothing will come out. you used up all of your voice.
straddling your waist, they wrap their hands around your neck. they pull themselves closer, pushing down harder.
you go to grab their arms, blood dripping from your hands. staining their costume.
get your fucking hands off me
they remove a hand from your neck, grabbing your wrist and slamming it down against the floor with a thud and a loud crack.
close your eyes.
afraid of what they'll do, you close your eyes quickly. tears are streaming down your throat as you sob and hyperventilate.
they turn you around, picking you up by your hair. you feel a cold metal against your temples as they press you against their chest. they pull themselves to your ear, panting loudly through the mask.
lets go to your room bitch
stand up
slow.
you begin to stand up, moving as slow as possible.
they take you to your room. this is someone who knows you.
they push you against your bed, pointing the gun towards you.
your heart thuds in your chest, fearing the worst.
and the worst happens.
undress.
your hands shake violently as you fumble with the buttons on your jeans with one hand.
the blood from your hands cover your jeans. your hands slip.
need help?
shit you really are super high huh?
you hang your head, nodding slowly.
they make their way towards you, stuffing the gun into their back pocket.
they pull off your shirt, then your pants, then your underwear.
are you seriously not wearing a bra?
youre such a whore
dont worry i'll take good care of you.
they get on top of you again, running their gloves hands down your body.
the leather makes you flinch, tears are still streaming down your face.
they wipe your tears with their gloved hand, running it down your cheek gently, then to your chin, then wrap their hand around your neck.
keep your eyes closed.
you close your eyes tightly. trying to lean back into your high. the adrenaline had lessened it, but it was still there.
you hear them rip your shirt. they wrap the part of it around your eyes, pulling tightly.
they pull off the gloves, placing it to the side. then they put their rings on your nightstand.
their cold hands grab your hips, then slowly run up your body, glazing the stab wound. then they reach your nipples, squeezing and rubbing them.
be good for me baby
understood?
they press their lips against you, their kiss is rough. they sink their teeth into your lips, leaving marks. they turn your head to the side slowly. they move their lips to your neck, sucking dark spots, biting you hard.
you move slightly, they slap you hard in the face. then they intertwine their fingers in your hair, pulling back roughly.
the tug stings, sending shivers down your body. the pain radiates, but its clear theyre enjoying this.
they let go of your hair, you can hear them rustling in their pocket. you gulp as they press the gun against your temples again.
they run their free hand down your stomach, pushing into your stab wound. you can hear them panting and moaning softly, clearly excited about the pain theyre causing you.
they pull you close again, kissing you roughly and passionately.
they move their hand further down, lightly touching your thigh. this makes you shiver and move uncontrollably. you start breathing heavy, feeling yourself get aroused. honestly, you got pretty horny when you were high. you might as well enjoy this.
they graze your clit, rubbing it slowly. your breath hitches, you start whimpering.
you sound so fucking good. shit.
they graze over your entrance, youre soaked.
don’t worry. the safety is on.
they sink their fingers into you, pushing on your g spot slowly. your breathing gets more erratic, more shaky.
for the first time since this started, you start to speak
f-fuck oh my oh- my god.
you needed this didnt you? to be hurt, then fucked really good?
youre too focused on your pleasure to answer.
they push the gun against your temples
answer me. im not gonna sit here and talk to a wall. youre useless, but not that useless.
dont worry though. i'll give you a fucking purpose.
ive needed it for so long. fuck.
i wanna see who you are.
i'll let you do whatever you want to me. forever.
hmm.
its better like this.
lets make a deal.
after you’ve cum for me, you can see me
once your cum for me, you’ll see me
you nod your head quickly
i want you to use me.
say youre mine.
im yours.
thats right.
you were mine the minute i laid eyes on you
they continue to thrust back and forth, causing you to squirm.
hmm.
youre so desperate.
i bet youd fuck yourself on my fingers.
fuck yourself on my fingers like the slut you are.
you fuck yourself hard against her fingers
oh my - fuck - oh my god
look at you.
getting so wet for me.
youre so desperate.
i can tell youre about to cum.
cum for me.
fuck. fuck. yeah, im about to fucking cum all over your fingers baby.
you reach to grab their arm, your grip weak from the stab wound she left. your blood covering the costume.
you start breathing heavier and heavier, they move their thumb to your clit, slowly rubbing. you honestly don’t understand how they can hold a gun to your head and fuck you.
moments later, youre squirming and damn near shrieking as you cum all over their fingers.
fuck.
you did so good for me.
they stand up, they pull your leg down, making you wince in pain. their grip is strong, they enjoy seeing you writhe in pain.
once they have you on the edge of the bed, they reach their arms under your armpits, pulling you up.
they press their face against yours, their lips pressed softly against yours.
you wrap your arms around your back, they rip off their shirt. their bare body presses against yours. they pant against your neck, heart pounding in their chest.
they bury their face into your neck, breathing down your neck. they remove the blind fold.
open your eyes when i tell you, okay?
they thrust themselves against you softly, then start sucking more dark spots into your neck.
open your eyes baby.
you open your eyes.
its amber.
how did you not recognize her voice?
your eyes soften, part of you wants to cry. another part of you is too high. youre craving her so much. you always had a thing for amber.
she was mean and confident and funny. you just knew she'd be rough and degrading when she'd fuck you. you just never expected her to be this violent.
amber gives your hair a slight tug, then pulls you down by your hair onto your knees. placing the gun back against your temples.
she taps your jaw, instructing you to open your mouth.
stick your tongue out.
you chuckle softly
i mean yeah, im a lesbian. ive had sex before.
i doubt that.
the way you sounded, it seemed like nobodys ever fucked you good before.
i doubt a pathetic little bit could fuck me as good as i fuck you.
you look up at her eyes
youre sure you look as pathetic as she says. but you dont care.
what are you waiting for?, she whispers
she grabs your hair, pushing you roughly against her clit.
you start licking her clit back and forth, sucking softly.
fuck.
her breath hitches, she pants with each movement of your tongue.
swirl your tongue for me baby.
you pull back for a second
slow or fast?
slow. i wanna last as long as possible. i wanna keep you here, under me for as long as possible.
you swirl your tongue slowly, then pull your hand up slowly to her back, softly pushing her into you.
the more you swirl, the louder she gets.
she moans, whimpering slightly.
this goes on for about 10 minutes.
stop.
keep your tongue still.
you follow her demands, giving one last swirl then stopping.
she tugs you a little closer, then starts fucking herself on your tongue.
she pants louder and louder, she stops for a minute.
her breathing quickens, you can tell shes trying to hold back. but she cant resist you. you make her feel so good.
she pulls herself back into you, continuing to thrust on your tongue.
fuck. im about to cum.
she starts thrusting a little faster, then even more faster. in a moment of weakness she drops the gun to your side.
she cums with a grunt, tugging your hair back. she pants loudly, as she spasms against your face.
she pulls you up, pulling you against her. she breathes heavily again, her heart pounding in your chest.
then she pushes you back against the bed. straddling onto your waist. she wraps both of her arms around your neck gripping as tight as she can.
then she starts moving her hips back and forth on you.
im so sensitive. i wanna cum again. she whispers.
you statr thrusting with her. her clit pulsates against yours . you were so high and turned on you were already so close to cumming.
amber thrusts faster, bending over slightly to lick your nipples softly.
this sends you over the edge, pushing you closer to your orgasm
her lips are back on yours, she thrusts faster, then moans in your ear as you both cum at the same time.
oh my fucking god, you whisper
youre all mine.
im never gonna stop using you.
you nod quickly.
all yours baby.
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wintersera · 2 years ago
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G!p mean girl Giselle 😍😍😍⁉️🔥
cw: dubcon, oral (giving), public bathroom sex, exhibitionism, choking, g!p giselle
g!p mean girl BULLY giselle- her dragging you out of class because she suddenly got a boner while your teacher was teaching some boring ass shit and she let her imagination run wild.
people in the class, and the teachers, not really caring bc miss giselle was a rich ass student, and punishing her wouldn’t really do anything- and if she were to be scolded she could just buy her way out of suspension bc yk the school system is WACK. you were bullied by her sm to the point of where nobody cared anymore, and no one could do shit about it anyways bc everyone feared her- so they all thought ‘ah, i bet y/n is gonna get bullied again’
WRONG!! giselle shoving you in one of the bathroom stalls that were usually secluded (like at the top floor bc who the fuck would walk up that many stairs to go to the bathroom) furiously telling you to suck her off. slapping her hard cock around your face bc at first you would decline, multiple times. getting pissed off bc she had to get her cock sucked NOW- she forces your head down her entire shaft making you gag around her in surprise, she laughs at you but moans when she feels your warm saliva coating her length.
thinking you were a total loser, nerd, virgin, LITERALLY JUST A COMPLETE LONER- she thought you would be bad at anything sexual, but ohhh noo she was wrong. taking her dick so easily down your throat, using your tongue to tease her tip and the rest of her shaft. you being you, you let her grow closer and closer to the edge, her moans beginning to grow louder and quicker- but then you suddenly take her dick outta your mouth with a pop.
LMAO her looking at you with disappointment, she was so close and you stopped right before she was about to cum :<<< aww she’s so mad that she forces herself onto you 🫣 pinning you against the stall door, flipping your skirt up and moving your panties aside. coo’s at you when she sees how wet you are. grips your ass and spreads them apart, your arousal dripping everywhere.
slams into you so hard that it shakes the door- like really fucking loud that you swear people walking past the bathrooms could hear continuous loud banging. lmao the students probably thinking it was one of those rumoured ghosts. but anyways, she’s gripping onto your waist so hard that it leaves long lasting red marks on your hips-
SHIT and then a couple of randos come into the bathroom. both of you panicking, but too turned on to stop. giselle takes two of her fingers and shoves them into your mouth, which didn’t do shit bc it made you whimper almost too loud. thankfully they were a rowdy bunch of friends, gossiping about this and that, so loud that you couldn’t hear the wet and sticky slapping coming from one of the mysteriously closed stalls.
whispering in your ears, “don’t you dare make a sound, i’ll fuck you up if you do”
you smile around her fingers teasingly “aren’t you already fucking me?” she couldn’t believe how cocky you could get given the situation you were in, but that didn’t make her shy away from shoving her cock deeper into your pussy. and of course you couldn’t keep quiet. you felt her fingers dancing across your abdomen and down to clit, rubbing the bundle of nerves in fast circles. it felt too good where you just had to moan out loud, causing the entire bathroom to quiet down.
“y’all heard that???” one girl said, “yeah we better get out, like, it could be that weird ghost rumour” you heard a series of squeeks from their shoes, in a panicked way. hearing them whisper in horror bc they thought there was a ghost in the stalls “what if there’s a ghost in the closed stall?” you heard another girl squeel out in terror.
YOU THOUGHT that it would be over for you, giselle slowling down her movements. thinking that they were coming, hearing the sound of a group of girls footsteps come closer to the stall, but thankfully they left out in terror-
continuing from where you were before, giselle quickly changes her pace from slow to fast again. taking her fingers out of your mouth just to slap your ass as a punishment for almost getting caught in the act “you dumb bitch, fuck- almost close”
she’d never admit it, but she loved the way how you slutted yourself out to her. makes her ego grow a little bit tbh.
feeling your cunt squeeze even tighter around her cock, she moans out in pleasure, her hands that were on your hips and ass were now tugging your low ponytail, exposing your neck so that she could choke you with her other hand.
her warm cum painting your insides white and mixing with your own arousal made you orgasm hard as well. one of your hands resting on the door turned white from the way you were balling your fist. whereas giselle tugged at your school blazer.
and then you just walked out the bathroom like nothing ever happened- people were pretty convinced that you two fought once you returned to the class. your hair was all out of place and giselle just looked tired LMAO.
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thatdeadaquarius · 2 years ago
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Okay so-- i was reading some sagau posts and came across this one where the reader was an army vet and my brain just Did Its Thing--
So now I'm here to inflict this on to you--
Would guns be considered as catalysts. And would they only do Phys Damage.
Me reading this ask:
😶 😐 🤨 🧐 🧐 😰 🥲 😭😭😭 💀
STOP YOU'VE INFLICTED ME WITH PSYCHOLOGICAL DMG FROM THIS ASK 😭
(Also srry took so long to respond, when i didnt realize how short this was/was just sitting over here 😓)
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^ For the sake of gun imagery being a lot/maybe staff might hate me for it,
we'll put this gay shit instead (i almost mispelled to "gay shot" lmao)
Sun: Army Veteran Reader, Gender neutral Reader (you/they/them)
Orbit: SHORT Headcanons
Stars: everybody bc i think itd be funny
Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: gun stuff, mild violence, mild cursing & Trigger Warnings: Gun fun everywhere
THIS ASK HAS ME GIGGLING TO MYSELF LIKE A MANIAC
You're out here having a whole gun they let you take for off-base
And u ofc have a license so u can conceal carry
(idk how non-american gun laws work, but tbh ours are so fucked idk how they work here either, just that an army guy i knew once could have his gun when he got back home)
And ofc ur just paranoid enough (more like it just makes u feel safe)
That when u get yoinked into a portal to a silly little brightly colored gacha game fantasy world, the gun comes with 💀
Id like to add in my silly little "ur in a video game, so video game rules" AU version of genshin so:
The only other gun (ish) wielder (Mika) has unlimited bolts
Sooo I'd think your gun would be the same jfc lol
NO BC YOUD SCARE THE ACTUAL SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE IN UR VICINITY IN A BATTLE
BC GUNSHOTS ARE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF LOUD
When u first stumble into abyss monsters/hostile creatures of the realm, u nearly scare off a Lawlachurl bc every shot's like thunder to these bitches😭
So not only the monsters but the vision holders think u fucking summoned lightning
OMG THE BULLETS ARE SO FAST THEYD PROBABLY NOT SEE IT
ESP BC DISTRACTED BY GUNSHOT LOUDNESS
SO U AIM THIS LITTLE BLACK CROSSBOW (???) AND THINGS JUST DIE (OR GET RIDDLED WITH HOLES) WITH NO CLEAR ARROW STICKING OUT
STOPP- you're becoming a witchy god or smth to all of Teyvat bc it just looks like hella high level magic atp to them LMAOOO
Rumors of you get out of hand and say u just point or snap ur fingers and things get wounded/just die on the spot 💀
Oh another difference between Teyvatians seeing ur gun vs. crossbow (what they know)
Is that guns are wayyyy more destructive
Like an arrow would get shot but it'd bounce off of things like rock or wood or metal, maybe dent a little depending on how close
But a bullet goes thru that shit so easy, and leaves a whole little explosion behind, once again depending on range
(I once saw a Mythbusters episode? of them proving bullets would definitely go thru car doors, like movies lied to u, this is why drive-bys acc work like for gangs)
Lmao, the image of you in like full armor with a Teyvat made automatic gun after showing it to blacksmiths
Makes u just more convincing as a god, esp bc military training
(Ppl like Gorou and Kokomi begging for military tactics/training ur world has done)
...
....Ok.
I'll address it.
But only so u dont think im stupid later.
Yes, the Fatui have guns.
No, this not the same as having a glock LMAO
End of story.
(Also, urs runs on bullets, whereas the Fatui rely on magic/delusions to power theirs, plus they dont seem as fast or destructive as urs, more "explosions aimed at you" than real bullets)
Which,,, u leave the managing of ppl copying ur gun to ppl like the Qixing or smth, but make sure to give them advice on good gun laws if teyvat accidentally revolutionizes bc of ur advanced gun that anybody can wield (non-vision users)
Thats the best ive got abt that
Oh, also enjoy being praised as a War god now.
:)
... dammit i had smth i was gonna tell u guys-
Uh what tf was it, it was important
OH
Next post is the Eldritch God Oneshot! Look out for it :) !!
Safe Travels Kid,
💀♒️
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tateshifts · 9 months ago
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i promise i’ll stop with the questions (i won’t) but WHAT DO THEY SOUND LIKE ??? cause since everyone pictures matt as marcus lopez i guess he has an american accent but it doesn’t really make sense at the same time
SLYTHERIN BOYS & pansy⋆。˚ ੈ✩‧₊˚ how they sound
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i love this question holy (don’t stop w the questions pls🙏) there are over 100 accents in the UK and i tried to label and match their accents as best as i could 😭
mattheo is not american… obvi! he actually has a north london / MLE (multicultural london english) mixed. i think this accent suits him so much and i honestly can’t listen to anything else now 😭 hearing ben / watching marcus is so strange now bc im so used to him being english LMAO
enzo sounds like louis partridge so you can just look that one up!! kinda north london / posh to me
blaise’s voice is SO deep, and he actually has an italian accent, it’s very faint but when he talks fast or when he gets lost in conversation it’s more noticeable. again north london with a hint of italian
theo has the deepest voice and although he’s italian he doesn’t have an italian accent, he has an MLE accent (multicultural london english). this mostly comes from him actually being in the muggle world often, he’s always interacting and meeting people with different accents so this has influenced his a lot. when he was you get he had a south london accent.
draco sounds the exactly as he does in the movies, so i guess he has the posh accent LMAO
pansy has a fucking north london / posh accent 😭😭😭 shocked me the most holy shit
rant : i absolutely hate what this fandom has done to mattheo, they’ve ruined him 😭 they’ve ruined his nationality, his accent, his name pronunciation.. EVERYTHING! and this isn’t even because of what ive seen in my dr?? they’ve just completely changed his character from his original fic and it pisses me off
ok rant over😇
thanks for reading ❦。・:*:・゚ follows, likes & reblogs are appreciated x
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